The Revolution will be Satirized

New CollarsUp with Becca and Will

Collarsup.com is back again with another hilarious and completly improvised short film.

This one is called BABY SAYS.

We've been holding off releasing this one until castmember Marci Clark had her baby, and on June 18th 2008 she did. Both baby and Momma are doing great.

So without further adieu...

BABY SAYS

Move over, baby sign language, because there's a new baby fad in town -- communication via the womb.

A fetus communicates at a party...from beyond the birth.

See it on CollarsUp.com ----> here. <-----

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BABY SAYS
a collarsup improvised short

Written thru improvisation by
the CollarsUp cast and crew

Directed and Edited by
Alan Harris

Starring

Marci Clark
Mackenzie Condon
BECCA GREENE
Eric Hollerbach
and
WILL NUNZIATA

Location provided by
Eric Hollerbach

Pregnant Belly by
William Phineas Clark
(born 6/18/08)

Thanks for watching,

WILL

ps: Wook at dat cute wittle baby!

CONGRATS MARCI AND DAVE!!!!!

Wow, another new ROYAL WE video

The hardcore fans know this scene as APARTMENT, but from this day forth it will be forever known as SUB-PRIME. This scene originally debuted in our second sketch revue BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BUY, and the casting was a little different. Well, BECCA and LAUREN both played the same characters in the stage show, but WILL played the guy role, and in this one JERRY takes the reins and nails it.

This was made for our TVLAND pilot.

In the house hunt? Your finances may be fine, but is your marriage triple-A rated?

SUB-PRIME

See it on the WE site -------> here. <-----

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Written and Produced by The Royal We.

Starring Lauren Antler, Becca Greene and Jerry Miller.

Directed by Kevin Scott

Edited by Matt Johnson

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More scenes from the vaults coming soon!

Thanks for watching,

WILL

Will, Jerry and Becca in new CollarsUp film

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A WOMAN NEEDS A MAN LIKE A FISH NEEDS IKEA!
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Huh? What?

Did you know that there is a giant IKEA super-store that's about to open in Red Hook, Brooklyn? Well, the COLLARSUP.COM team did and they/we made a protest film about it.

Here's the IKEA commercial alerting the public to this behemoth of commerce. Like we can't already see it from space.

Team CollarsUp, including ROYAL WE members BECCA GREENE and WILL NUNZIATA, along with some special guest stars including the WE's own JERRY MILLER, spent an afternoon in front of the huge blue and yellow facade of IKEA and staged a protest. Only in this world de la CollarsUp, the protestors don't win, instead they get slowly picked apart by the quick thinking brains of the top IKEA brass.

Expect silly placards, ridiculous chants, cops, alledged rape, full frontal male nudity, dolphins, meatballs and more in this hilarious, completly improvised short film called IKEA PROTEST.

Enjoy!

Watch it on the CollarsUp website HERE.

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CREDITS:

Written thru improvisation by
CollarsUp and Guest Stars

Directed and Edited by
Alan Harris

Audio Mix by
Dave Huston

Starring:

Mackenzie Condon
BECCA GREENE
Eric Hollerbach
and
WILL NUNZIATA

with Special Guest Stars:

Alison Klapthor
Zach Linder
and
JERRY MILLER

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The IKEA Brooklyn Grand Opening is on Wednesday, June 18th 2008.

If you're going, tell them COLLARSUP.COM sent you!

1 Beard Street, Brooklyn, NY 11231
718-246-IKEA (4532)

| Open 9am June 18 | Regular Hours: Daily 10am - 10pm |

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IKEA Bad Idea,

WILL

New ROYAL WE video: From the Pilot

Hey Friends, Romans, and True Believers,

The Royal We has a new video out! It's called "Outsource a Friend" and, well, you can probably figure out what it's about.

Find it on our website here.

Or Check it out below and don't forget to vote "Funny" and give it 5 Stars while you're at it! Hell, leave a comment if you're feeling crazy!

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YOUTUBE:

Thanks!

Also, our short "The Last Two Single Friends" is now in theAtomFilm's "User Video Showdown" - please take a moment and click on the 5 stars to put us over the top: http://uploads.atomfilms.com/showdown.aspx

Thanks again,

WILL on behalf of Matt Johnson

BECCA and JERRY in "Sex and the City" parody

THE ROYAL WE's resident teeny-tiny, BECCA GREENE, and resident hairy-hairy, JERRY MILLER, both make star in this hilarious "Sex and the City" parody video called SEX AND THE COUNTRY.

Don't know what "Sex and the City" is? Crawl out from under that rock, buddy.

SEX AND THE COUNTRY

Written and directed by Jane Shirek.

"Cherry Crabshaw is a writer for the Dairy Gazette. Her gal pals drink Pink Squirrels at a Truck Stop bar. Mr. Large the town stud has a hold on Cherry. Their goal is to make it to Dollywood after a shoe heist. "

Director: Jane Shirek
Writer: Jane Shirek
Director of Photography: David Wolfson
Editor: Carol Ryavec

Cast: Scott Cohen, Meg Kelly, Pam Wilterdink, Hilary Howard, Becca Greene, Jerry Miller, Kathy Dear

Hair and Makeup: Paul Fields Green
Producer: Carol Rowbo
Assistant to Producer: Darren Speizer

Thanks to: Matt Kelly and Marshall Stack Bar, Andrea Hardee, Bill Coate, Doug Hardee, Jessica Jimenez

-WILL

ps: FUN SIDE NOTE: BECCA was ridiculously sick with food poisoning for the entire shoot. So sick she had a stand-in at times. Can you spot the stand-in?

BECCA GREENE - DNCHRD

Click here for more info.

"DNCHRD veteran Becca Greene is the YELLOW team leader for DNCHRD IV.
Becca will lead her golden-clad posse through dance moves such as the banana split and corn-on-the-cob (where everything slides around like butter) as they compete against 5 other color-coded dance crews at LVHRD’s fourth Dance Hard.

We’ve got 75 tickets available for Team YELLOW, so if you’re down with Becca and the feeling of sunshine on your shoulders, buy a YELLOW ticket today, put together a YELLOW dance outfit and practice with your crew before DNCHRD IV on May 20."

Confused? go to LVHRD.ORG and try to figure it all out.

-WILL

The Royal We: A Piece of a Book

Did you know everyones favortite sketch comedy group, THE ROYAL WE, were reviewed in an actual book? Well, we were!

After sitting on my bookshelf for a couple years, I finally dusted off my copy of "New York Stages" by Michael D. Jackson and got hold of a scanner so the world can finally see the book I push on everyone that enters my home.

Why are WE in a book?

Because we are awesome.

This book is a journal of NYC theater that Mr. Michael D. Jackson over a couple years. Everything from Broadway and Off-Broadway to Off-Off-Off-Off-Off Broadway and ROYAL WE shows were chronicled and reviewed. From Broadways "Annie Get Your Gun" to THE ROYAL WE's "BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BUY"...no show goes un-reviewed.

This is what Amazon.com has to say about it:

"Covering the first five years of the new millennium, New York Stages paints a vivid picture of the contemporary theatre scene in New York City. With a combination of critical reviews and anecdotal stories, this semi-autobiographical account depicts the vast scope of New York entertainment. Included are reviews of dance performances, operas, concerts, fringe theatre and Broadway. This colorful portrait compares and contrasts the golden age of Broadway to today's theatre scene, as well as leading the reader through the roller coaster experience of trying to work as a theatre artist in New York. Along the way, attention is given to several theatre artists as they work their way through the crazy world of show business-auditions, day jobs, successes and stumbling blocks. From the actress who just arrived in town to the director winning his first Tony Award, from the myriad of Off Off Broadway plays to the glory of a Broadway hit-the first five years of the new millennium are brought to life in this journal. "

Pretty cool!

Here's the link if you want to buy it, and why wouldn't you. Own a piece of history. LINK TO BUY

Here's the cover:

And here's THE ROYAL WE review:

Wow, THE ROYAL WE is in a real book with a ISBN number and everything! Now the world knows we are "a pretty humorous gang of funsters."

Enjoy,

WILL

ps: This review must have been from one of the first performances because he mentions a sketch that was only performed for a short time, The Neil Armstrong/Buzz Aldrin Tang blackouts. A series of three short scenes where these two astronauts hawk Tang to the public while ripping each other apart a la the Swift Boat ads from the Kerry campaign. A forgotten gem. A dusty relic.