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Jerry Miller in new Kissing Booth vid

See JERRY MILLER in this new video from The Kissing Booth.

Originally shot as a karaoke video of the song "This Time I Know It's For Real" (Donna Summer) for a live show of NYC comedy duo Brandy & Sara. Not enough people knew the melody, however, so here it is in music video form. Starring Brianne Halverson (Party Central USA), Patrick Dall'Occhio (Johnny Lunchpail) and Jerry Miller (The Royal We).

Awwww....

-WILL

Will Nunziata: Quadruple Threat

Hi all.

The Royal We's resident chubster Will Nunziata here with a purely self referential shout-out.

It's official. I am now a quadruple threat. A four front attack. I come at ya, comedically, from the North, South, East and, yes, now the West. Not only am I an accomplished comedic actor (the North), singer (the South) and seamstress (the East, duh)...but now I'm comin at ya from the west as a director!

I am glad, proud and aroused to be working with the awesome sketch group BETTER THAN THE MACHINE as their director/collaborator/fluff guy. Good times.

They are a great buncha performers. Check out some of their work at their fancy website here @ Betterthanthemachine.net.

Will Nunziata and BETTER THAN THE MACHINE...making the world a better place for our children and our childrens children. (copyright pending)

-Will

PS: They even gave me a bio on their bio's page. I heart these guys!

Jerry Miller in The Kissing Booth

The Kissing Booth: How We Spent Our Summer Vacation!

Sept. 9, 2006

The Kissing Booth presents: HOW WE SPENT OUR SUMMER VACATION!

September 9th, 2006
9:30 pm
Doors open at 9 pm

The D-Lounge
101 East 15th Street at Union Square East- BASEMENT LEVEL of the DR2 Theater

$3 Miller Lights! $4 Well Shots! Full Bar For You Fancy Types!
Dance Party Begins Right When The Show Ends!

In this month's show, Brandy & Sara celebrate summer lovin'- word is, it's a blast. And joining us will be a jam-packed line up of fucking TALENT, people, TALENT:

VINCE AVERILL (Beauty Bar Comedy Show): Vince is a real smart mouth. We wholeheartedly approve and admit to a joint crush on him.
LANG FISHER (Weiner Philharmonic): The lady can dance, dance, dance. Come hear her bawdy tales and delight in her comely countenance.
GABE MCKINLEY (The Shark Show): There's only one man who can impersonate a drunken, broken-willed Will Shortz. Gabe IS that man.
SEAN O'CONNOR (Here's The Thing): Sean is a big, cuddly teddy bear of a guy. A filthy, lewd teddy bear that drops the "F" bomb a lot.
GIULIA ROZZI (VH1.com's Best Night Ever): Rozzi has some shit to say about shit. And shit.
PAT STANGO (Don't Touch Me There!): Mister Stango is possessed of the unique ability to be incredibly foul and adorably irreverent. Come watch him weave his spell!
LIANNE STOKES (Mo Pitkin's): Lianne is many things to many people. To us, she's one down-ass bitch. Word.

Plus: "Summer Makeout" (as sung to the tune of Grease's "Summer Lovin'") a sketch featuring kid sensation Betsey, and a poorly rehearsed, incredibly drunken finale to a mega-medley of Summer Hits, including:
Summertime-The Jamies
Summer Breeze-Seals & Crofts
Summer Girls (The Abercrombie & Fitch Song)-LFO
Summertime Blues-George Throughgood
Summer Girls-Dino
Cruel Summer-Bananrama
Summertime-Dj Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
Summer Lovin'- Reprise- Grease Soundtrack

with guest appearances from Jerry Miller (The Royal We), contributions from Matt Sears, and "Betsey Goes Back To School", a sketch written by Brandy, Sara & Andrew Connell.

And, of course, superstar DJ, Law Tarello!

Pics? For the show, click here.
For the dance party, click here.
And make sure to leave some love for our fab photogs, Anya & Brian Van!