Hello fabulous-friends,
Yours truly, one Mr. WILL NUNZIATA, will be appearing on the smash hit, emmy and grammy award winning, MTV sketch comedy phenomenon, the one, the only, "Nick Cannon presents: Short Circuitz," on MTV (duh!) tonite at 10:30PM EST.
EST, that's Eastern Standard Time, not the ESTimated time that we think it'll air.
The sketch group I direct, the young, sexy and single, BETTER THAN THE MACHINE, made a short TV parody called "Scarred by Scarred" and they were kind enough to allow lil ol' me to be in it....and more importantly, MTV was kind enough to air it.
The sketch is hilarious, quick-paced, topical, sexy, all kind of MTV'-y, political, awe inspiring and openly caucasian. The format of the Short Circuitz sketch show is, in industry speak, Youtube meets Chapelle's Show fans, so that means it's cool. If you watch tonight look for us in the first part of the show before the first commercial break.
If you can't find MTV on your cable box, or if you happen to be over 15 years old and MTV makes your brain hurt, you can just watch our sketch the old fashioned way...on the internet.
Check it out here:
Or, heck, I'll just embed the video here, lazy-bones:
Also tomorrow be sure to check out betterthanthemachine.net and check out an alternate cut of the sketch which is soon to be an internet sensation. Move over Numa-Numa-Star-Wars-kid-James-Brown-high-on-TV viral-video-kings and pass the Jewel encrusted (the emerald, not the singer) crown to BETTER THAN THE MACHINE.
And while I'm at it, why don't you come to the PIT Saturday at 7pm and see BETTER THAN THE MACHINE live in their new laugh-tastic sketch revue show "It's Not Me (It's you.)" which I proudly directed.
Show details here.
That's all for now. Keep on truckin'.
Kisses,
Will
ps: Check out Short Circuitz next week (or the week after) to see an ol' ROYAL WE classic grace the MTV airwaves.
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***POST AIRING UPDATE, 11PMish***
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Wow. I'm super-famous now. Seriously, my celly is blowin' up, yo. I was all over that MTV-shit like honey mustard on chicken fingers! Even though I'm only in the video for a grand total of 5,...maybe 6...but probably more like 4 seconds...MTV was smart enough to pick my visage and use it as the screen cap for the sketch for the whole show. My face was on the screen for like several minutes and shit. I shared the small screen with a guy who did an impression of Tiger Woods. Sheeeeeet! I'm famous, dawg.
How do you spell "big time?" Oh yeah, thats right, you spell it W-I-L-L-N-U-N-Z-I-A-T-A. My name, bitch!
Um, like seriously, I'm sooooo dreading the subway ride to work tomorrow. Dude's being all after my autograph, bitches all over my jock, but thats the by product of super-celebrity. I don't mind. I'm used to it. As a matter of fact just the other day I was talking to Brad and Angelina about the constant papparazzi presence and we were all like laughing and shit. Then who of all people calls me, Bobby! (Robert DeNiro to all you non-famous folk). Bobby is something else. Great guy. Amazing actor. He's so fierce.
Anyway, I need new sunglasses, the ones I have aren't dark enough...and besides the old pair only cost me $750 bucks. Chump change for people of my stature.
Oh shit...hold on a sec....jeez, Bobby's calling me again. Gotta run.
Viva la Hollywood,
Will